Ewwwwww!

Warning! This post could make you loose your appetite.

In a conscious effort to get in bikini shape this summer, I have been trying to eat healthy. By eating well, I've incorporated a lot of organic natural foods so that way, later in life, I won't grow unwanted facial hair or a third eye. One of my favorite lunch time meals to make is an organic spinach chicken salad with poppy seed dressing. Tastes pretty good and looks pretty good. Or does it?...Wait! What's that on my fork?

Is that a chopped up piece of spinach? No, no, I don't think so. Hey.... are those legs?

Oh my! Imagine that! A piece of spinach with legs.
So this is what organic means - leaves AND bugs. Lovely. Had I known bugs were included I wouldn't have cooked up the chicken for the protein part of the meal =)

Seriously, I was so repulsed by the dead critter, that I had to eat half a bag of Dove dark chocolate just to get any spinach taste out of my mouth!

Unfortunately, my food discovery adventures don't end there. Two days later, I was eating another healthy recipe of eggs, brown rice, and salsa. As I was eating, I noticed a different shaped chopped tomato in what I thought was salsa.

Yeah! It's a HUGE piece of CARDBOARD! This is taking reduse-reuse-recycle way too far. And yet again, another half bag of Dove dark chocolate to help in recovery. All I have to say is that if ever something is found in one of my Dove dark chocolate bags I'll be forced to start a hunger strike in the lobby of the Dove Chocolate home office.

At this point, a microwavable meal isn't sounding too bad.
Clearly I have spent too much time thinking about this.

Jamie